new life plan

I think I'm going to quit my job. Don't worry, this isn't a rash decision, I've got it all planned out.

This morning on my way in to work (yes, I had to work on a Saturday, vomit) I was craving some delicious Baked Potato Soup from Panera Bread, so I had to drive all the way out to East Greenbush to get some. It was either that, or drive to Schenectady or Latham. How absurd is it that there isn't a Panera in Albany? I'll tell you. VERY absurd.

So, the new plan, first wave:

• Quit job;
• Open Panera franchise in Empire State Plaza; and
• Help State workers become fatter and more listless.

The second wave of my plan involves either petitioning Panera HQ to serve Baked Potato Soup every day of the week (you can only get it on a Monday, Wednesday or Saturday) or just throwing the rules out the window and being the only franchise to have it ever-available. I can't decide which is better... Either way it's total rubbish that you can get Broccoli effing Cheddar every day and they horde the precious Baked Potato concoction for three measly days a week. Rubbish, I say.

So, there you have it. New life plan. Good, eh?